Thesaurus

I have the worlds oldest thesaurus in my pocket,
And motherfucker it is great.
Now, I know what you're thinking...
"Enigmatic, cataclysmic, allegorical, asinine fool."
Well my friend,
Words are bricks so I throw bricks at your face.
And then,
When your teeth lay prostrate
In the palm,
I will kick you swiftly in the ass
With a bit of forever,
So you can sail high-horsed to the moon,
Then fall back educated.